Shaving Soap Vs Shaving Cream

Men vs. Women
COMPARISON nicknames
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they called Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

Eating Out

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John each roll of $ 20, even if only for $ 32.50. None of them will be nothing less, and none will actually admit they want to return.

When the girls get their bill, to come and pocket calculators.

SILVER
A man will pay $ 2 for a $ 1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $ 1 for a $ 2 item that she does not.

BATHROOM
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the room of the typical woman is 337 ... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after the start of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but it does not work.
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change and she does.

DRESSING
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
A man dressed for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good as going to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Thought for the Day
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

It's hilarious!

This is cute, but how is this a quesion?